March is colorectal cancer awareness month. Colorectal Cancer kills more people than aids and breast cancer combined. Yet this is easily prevented if more people knew when to get colonoscopies. Please donate money this month to the Colon Cancer Alliance so we can get the word out.
I used to blog a lot. You can check it and see. Now not so much. Why?
First for reasons I’ll get into later, I haven’t been to church much. The Gospel is pretty much the engine that drives my life. The local church is a little weak in that area.
Chef has been very busy. You might […]
I often think I am the luckiest man alive. What happens though when the person who makes me the luckiest man alive is off duty? I’ll tell you.
Chef is off in Buckeye City at the Lance Armstrong Festival or some such. That leaves me at home with the 2 princesses. Not so bad, yet.
One reason […]
“The only thing we have to eat is food itself.”
“We shall fight them on the beaches and in the Swamp and at Jordan Hare. We will never give in.”
“Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what your country can do for me.”
We were bored last week and started thinking about colors. This led to paint color names. (Both princesses like to collect paint chips.) Then we thought about bad paint color names. Here’s some.
Sparkle Tangerine
Moldy Lilac
Crusted Gunk
Raw Mermaid
Day Old Blood
Booger
Frosted Toad Stool
and my favorite
Toasted Leprechaun
This past Monday I was sitting at a red light in my work van. All of a sudden I heard a loud crunching sound. I thought ” that’s not good”. Then I realized I was rolling into the intersection. Someone had rear ended me.
Once I stopped the van, I realized my vision was blurry. It […]
A company Chef knows of recently pulled off an amazing trifecta. They fired staff during on a conference call. On a Monday. And expect them to work until the end of July.
Can you imagine the phone call. “Good. Everybody’s here then. You’re all fired. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, July […]
I had one of the best Father’s Day ever had. I certainly got one of the best presents, a divided tray so my food wouldn’t mingle.
Here’s the accompanying poem, by the eldest princess.
You taught me all my shapes.
You showed me how to use tape.
You gave me a good sense of humor
(even though you had a […]
I’m throwing my hat in the ring right now to be Obama’s VP. My qualifications are I am old enough, have few skeletons in my closet and fewer people hate me than hate Clinton.
I appreciate your support.
Chef and the 2 princesses love to watch Hell’s Kitchen. I’ll have to admit I enjoy Chef Ramsey’s colorful phrases. We thought it would be helpful to give him some voice overs for the parts they beep out. You can play too.
“You gin swilling monkey butler.”
“You cook like a blind badger with a drinking problem.”
“You […]
