The Trifecta
A company Chef knows of recently pulled off an amazing trifecta. They fired staff during on a conference call. On a Monday. And expect them to work until the end of July.
Can you imagine the phone call. “Good. Everybody’s here then. You’re all fired. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, July 31.”
Nice (note sarcastic tone).
“Guards with machine guns will be posted to make sure you don’t steal any paperclips. Have a nice day.”
Oh and don’t spend all your time at work looking for a new job. Yeah right.
Sometimes I count to three before I release the hounds.