Chef and the young princesses are vacationing in Florida, leaving me and Ranger at home.  Every night I cook a hamburger and have a spinach salad.  (If you know me you know what a tremendous accomplishment that is.)  After dinner, Ranger licks the hamburger plate and the salad dressing spoon.  He loves it but it gives him unusually smelly gas.  Anyway…

Tonight I successfully grilled some carrots to go with my dinner.  (Yea me!)  I also didn’t give Ranger his plate and spoon, due to the gas problems.  Then I started to choke on a carrot.  Well, not choke, but hack and cough loudly.  (I know too much info.)

Ranger gave me a look that clearly said “Give me the plate and I’ll call 911.”  Is he a good dog for knowing where the portable phone is ( I can’t find it most days) let alone knowing what 911 is?  Or is he a bad dog for the extortion?